Mother's Day Idea

Dear Mother's Day gift giver,

I do not want anything fancy this year.  You can return the diamond necklace.  You can return those Gucci sunglasses.  You can return that sapphire tennis bracelet.  I don't want any of it.

Nope.  Please nothing materialistic this year.

All I want is Merry Maids.

That's right.  One day free of cleaning.  I want someone else to get the baseboards.  The dirty dirty floors.  The food stuck on the walls.  The toilet that hasn't been cleaned in a month.  The tub that has soap scum.

Let the maids do it for a day.  Merrily.

Sincerely,

Katie (The Hopeful Mother)

P.S. Yes, I realize I am asking for this 4 months early.  So be it.